That's right, I can't remember what I ate for breakfast yesterday, but embarrassing memories are there for life. Way to go, brain.
My yoga teacher in London called me Helen for the first 6 months I was going to his class. I didn't correct him because I couldn't be sure he was talking to me (I was generally upside down or facing away from him at the time). MASSIVELY AWKWARD.
The penguin speaketh the truth.